Carnival

This weekend there's a Carnival in Notting Hill. If you're thinking of cotton candy you've got the wrong picture in your head. If you're thinking of carnies you're on the right track.

This is the kind of Carnival where dangerous people get really really drunk, causing shopkeepers to board up their windows for fear of looting. Many residents skip town and others hire guard dogs and extra security.

It's going to be awesome.