The greatest county in an upside down kingdom

Elkhart County

two days, two great deals:

Deal #1: Get Married at the Pizza Depot [only 5 miles from the Wal-Mart Supercenter].

Cost: Only $55, which includes:
Two chiropractic adjustments…Dr Gene Neyhart
Wedding Service…Pastor Gene Hite
Wine…Jesse’s Little Store
Video rental…Millersburg Video
Oil Change…Stickler’s Service Center
Pizza and Pop…Pizza Depot
1 round of Golf for Two…Timber Ridge Golf Course


Deal #2: Obama comes to visit!

Cost: Your county must attain the highest unemployment rate in the USA!
www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2009-02-08-elkhart_N.htm
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/09/president-obama-no-stranger-to-elkhart
http://gawker.com/5149711/liveblogging-obamas-guilt-trip-to-unemployment-town (one of the commenters appears to be a GC grad, a Mennonite, or at the least an Anabaptist sympathizer).

Don't let this go to your head Elkhart.