I deserve this weekend

This week in statistics:

16 meetings
2 cities (Madrid and London)
39*2=78 handshakes (one coming and one going - I'm destined for a cold)
4 taxi rides
13 trips on the Tube
6 trips on the DLR (Docklands Light Rail)
10 complimentary bottles of water
1 cup of tea
3 cookies

Assuming the meetings lasted about an hour each and that I talked for about 75% of each, that means I talked for 720 minutes or about 12 hours. About pretty much the same stuff over and over again.

Next week I have 17 meetings. My life is incredibly difficult.