What do you call a Spaniard with no car?

Hi, I'm Carlos. Here are some lighthearted opinions of mine that I will happily argue about relentlessly if you disagree with me.

Cars are only good if you want to be distracted, take some steam off, or listen to music. Apart from that they are an awful investment, dangerous, a waste of time and a drain on the environment.

Bikes are cool, but only when the bikers are cool. The thing that isn't cool about bikes is that when it benefits them to act like cars they do; when it benefits them to act like pedestrians they do.

Pedestrians are the coolest.

So to recap:

Cars < Bikes < Pedestrians