Be a better complainer

If there are two things I can be counted on for, they are:

1. arguing with doormen and bouncers.
2. complaining about airports and airlines.

I have a lot of experience doing both, so I argue from a place of truth. Perhaps I should start being a bit more formal, a la this genius letter to Richard Branson, head of Virgin Atlantic airlines.

www.popbitch.com/home/which-one-is-the-starter-which-one-is-the-desert

Please read the whole thing. He really hits his stride when he starts discussing the overwhelming quantity of mustard delivered with his meal, and suggests that perhaps the potato masher broke and the contingency was to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

And you complained about your chicken parmigiana.