Bananana's

Today I was walking to Liverpool Street Station whilst eating a banana. Trying to do two things at once so early in the day was probably my first mistake.

My second mistake was peeling the peel too far down from the start. I realized this as 3/4 of the uneaten banana tumbled to the pavement.

Next I concurrently yelled "NO!" and kicked the banana. It went pretty far and hit a wall.

A crowd of people walking behind me were laughing out loud.