er/uk is tired

Let him sleep. Let him take a nap, then wake him up and give him a glass of milk and a toastie.

Let him change out of this suit, as much as you love the way it fits him and the way the blue brings out his eyes -- let him put on some mesh shorts and a worn-in cotton hoodie and lay on the couch and dip tortilla chips in melted nacho cheese, while watching football (of either continental variety).

Don't allow him answer the phone or check email. Provide him with casseroles and homemade baked goods. Don't ask him how his day went or how he's finding London or what he did this week.

If you enjoy giving backrubs, er/uk may be interested.

Last time I ever go out on Thursday night.