Mission accomplished!

I claim victory over this cold.

It was inevitable, really. I gradually built up a big enough delegation of phagocytes (my story really resonates with white cells).

It was nothing against her (the cold). I thought she was acute coryza, if you know what I mean. But at the end of the day it's about inspiring people and that's what a healthy me can do.

Now the fight turns to the allergies; that heartless, unrelenting machine.