Turkey wrap

So the highlights of the trip for me were:

1. Blue Mosque.
2. Hagia Sophia.
3. Grand Bazaar.
4. Omnipresence and universal acceptance of the unibrow.
5. The part where I was in Asia for the first time without even realizing it.
6. The beach in Bodrum.
7. When the guy who could not speak English had a shirt on that said "Vodka: Connecting People".
8. Overhearing an Englishman explain to two naive English girls that Americans -- especially middle-aged men -- are obsessed with milkshakes and put sugar on everything, even steak.
9. Remembering that earlier in the day I enjoyed a delicious milkshake.
10. Sivas 3 - Galatasaray 5
11. Hot foam straight razor shave.
12. Pide.