09 April 2007

Mullets, speedos and other things that are widely accepted here

Even in an office setting, while wearing a suit, a mullet is acceptable.

And at the pool, expect about 90% more speedos.

Oh and old dudes dating well young women.

And bad customer service.

And drinking in public.

And singing in public. By men. In large groups. Not choirs mind you. Or even men that know each other.

Wearing a tie that is extremely short or extremely thin.

And having a foxy assistant who fetches you tea and is always and only addressed as darling.

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