31 December 2007

Here it is. Spectacularly yours, love er/uk

The er/uk Best of Times/Worst of Times 2007 Year End Spectacular

Best post nominations:
Silly Gringos
ND plays tonight which means I'll be a mess for a few months
Attainable greatness
Lifetime stats
Kidney stones and the people who love them

Worst post nominations:
I bought a toaster -- [Toaster? I hardly know her!]
Today
Bathing

Best month:
March -- [Which is to say that I peaked early and we all have nothing to look forward to. Ever again. April and June were my most prolific months.]

Worst month:
December -- [I've been cashing it in lately, waiting to see if my blogging contract negotiations go as planned.]

Most educational posts:
er/ukipedia
Rubik, you crazy Hungarian sculpter and architect you
P-T-O Y do Americans like to work so much?
QWERTY
Döner Kebab v Shawarma
Swedes

Best comment by a fictional reader:
The New Yorker Caption Contest is a sham
[My apology] -- It's true. I've made a mistake.

Most controversial post:
Punching someone in the face is better than war

Best recovery from a substandard post:
Ibitha --> Fox Murdering

Most spectacular failed attempt at a recurring column:
Ask er/uk, first installment

Best title:
Acropolis Now

Best title that some of you had problems figuring out:
Tanner than Danny -- [Think: Full House, Uncle Jessie, et al.]

Other titles I'm proud of:
Geneve Lopez
Overly nostalgic

Titles to forget:
Emba-rrassing
It's suboats to be fun
The wetter here is awful

Moments of greatness:
1. The creation of Rick O'Pedia
2. "...the conference I'm going to is going to be a total loukaniko fest..." -- [From Strike 1.]
3. The acronym er/uk. When sounded out as one word it's the same as my name! I hope by now you've all figured that out.

Moments of insanity:
Knut, the polar bear from Berlin

Blog of the year:
1. www.deadspin.com
270. http://cemusic.blogspot.com
70,949. http://er-uk.blogspot.com

Person of the year:
1. Vladimir Putin
2. You

2 comments:

  1. by the way, shouldn't there be some kind of shout out to 'the Fiver'?

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  2. does the formatting on this post look awful(er than normal) to some of you?

    er/uk

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